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When a parent gets so lost in their Facebook that they forget to pick up their kid from school. Sometimes it's not even a full forget, just being the second to last kid in the pickup line is a slap in the face.
Mom: 'I just posted a photo of my cat doing yoga.' Kid: 'I’ve been waiting for 20 minutes.'
Dad: 'I was live-streaming my breakfast.' Principal: 'Your kid is now late for math.'
Mom: 'I got 100 likes on my post about my kid's homework.' Kid: 'I’m now the last kid in the pickup line.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When a parent is so addicted to Facebook they forget to get their kid from school. Sometimes they only forget halfway, like being stuck in the middle of the pickup line with no clue what’s going on.
Mom: 'I was watching my ex’s vacation pics.' Kid: 'I’ve been waiting for 15 minutes.'
Dad: 'I was arguing with my cousin about his dog.' Kid: 'You’re third in line, Dad.'
Mom: 'I posted 12 stories about my day.' Kid: 'I’m now stuck behind a group of kids who actually got picked up.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When a parent forgets to pick up their kid from school because they’re too busy checking Facebook. Sometimes they only forget a little, like getting stuck in the pickup line with no idea what's going on.
Mom: 'I was rewatching my ex’s vacation videos.' Kid: 'I’ve been waiting for 10 minutes.'
Dad: 'I was fighting with my cousin about his dog.' Kid: 'You’re second in line, Dad.'
Mom: 'I posted 10 stories about my day.' Kid: 'I’m now stuck behind the first kid in line.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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