Facebook Flu
It’s when your friends leave bebo and myspace like they’re dying and take up Facebook. You’re left with nothing but your own comments and a bunch of notifications that say 'You’re not cool anymore.'
My old myspace friends are now on Facebook. They keep commenting on my old posts like I’m still 12.
My best friend from bebo just added me on Facebook. I haven’t talked to her in years and now she’s sending me random messages.
My old bebo crush is now on Facebook. He added me and said 'Hey, remember me?' I said 'No, I hate you.'