Facebook Flu

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When your old friends start abandoning bebo and myspace like they’re on fire and switch to Facebook. It’s like the whole class got infected with the Facebook Flu and you’re the only one left coughing into a napkin.

My ex just added me on Facebook. I haven’t seen her since 2008 and she still thinks I’m cute.

My cousin left a comment on my profile saying 'I miss you' but he hasn’t talked to me in three years.

My old bebo friend asked me to follow him on Facebook. I said 'no' and he blocked me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

It’s when your friends leave bebo and myspace like they’re dying and take up Facebook. You’re left with nothing but your own comments and a bunch of notifications that say 'You’re not cool anymore.'

My old myspace friends are now on Facebook. They keep commenting on my old posts like I’m still 12.

My best friend from bebo just added me on Facebook. I haven’t talked to her in years and now she’s sending me random messages.

My old bebo crush is now on Facebook. He added me and said 'Hey, remember me?' I said 'No, I hate you.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

It happens when all your friends leave bebo and myspace like they’re going to war and jump on Facebook. You’re left with no one to talk to but yourself and your own dumb comments.

My old bebo friends are now on Facebook. They’re commenting on my posts and I don’t even know what they’re talking about.

My ex from myspace just added me on Facebook. He sent me a message that said 'I miss you, but I also hate you.'

My best friend from bebo left me a comment that said 'Why are you still on bebo?' I said 'Because you left me for Facebook.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago