Facebook Flight
When you drop everything and escape the room just because you saw a comment that made you snort like a raccoon.
You were telling me about your ex, and I left because I saw a video of a cat wearing a crown.
You were about to ask me a question, and I ran off because I saw my dad's face on a meme.
You were trying to be cool, and I vanished because I saw a guy eating a taco for breakfast.