Facebook Flight

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When you abruptly ditch the room mid-conversation just because you saw a meme and couldn't wait to laugh at it alone.

I was in the middle of telling you my ex is a monster, and I left to watch a cat fall off a couch.

You were explaining your life goals, and I took off to see if my dog was eating my shoes again.

You were about to say something important, and I ghosted you to check if my mom was crying on Instagram.

The act of running out of the room like your pants are on fire just because you saw a funny comment on Facebook.

You were telling me about your day, and I bolted because I saw a guy dressed as a chicken.

You were about to ask me a question, and I vanished to see if my sister was trolling me again.

You were trying to explain why you hate Mondays, and I left to check if my phone was still working.

When you leave the room mid-conversation just because you saw a post so stupid it made you laugh like a maniac.

You were telling me about your job, and I left because I saw a picture of a goat wearing sunglasses.

You were about to tell me a joke, and I took off because I saw my neighbor's dog wearing a hat.

You were trying to be serious, and I left because I saw a kid eating a whole pizza by himself.

When you drop everything and escape the room just because you saw a comment that made you snort like a raccoon.

You were telling me about your ex, and I left because I saw a video of a cat wearing a crown.

You were about to ask me a question, and I ran off because I saw my dad's face on a meme.

You were trying to be cool, and I vanished because I saw a guy eating a taco for breakfast.

When you abandon the room mid-conversation just because you saw a post so dumb it made you laugh until your face turned red.

You were telling me about your day, and I left because I saw a picture of a duck wearing a hat.

You were about to say something important, and I took off because I saw my mom's face on a meme.

You were trying to be funny, and I escaped because I saw a dog wearing a crown.