Facebook Flight
When you abandon the room mid-conversation just because you saw a post so dumb it made you laugh until your face turned red.
You were telling me about your day, and I left because I saw a picture of a duck wearing a hat.
You were about to say something important, and I took off because I saw my mom's face on a meme.
You were trying to be funny, and I escaped because I saw a dog wearing a crown.