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Your friend's Facebook is so dead it's got a tombstone. All you get is a random 'X is now friends with Y' and a 'like' from their grandma.
My uncle's Facebook is so dead it got a tombstone. His last post was about his dog's hairball.
My friend's only update was a 'like' from his mom. That's it.
My cousin's Facebook is so dead, even the ghosts left.