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When a friend's Facebook turns into a ghost town. They stop talking and just sit there like a broken toaster.

My cousin hasn't posted since 2018. He's probably dead.

My ex only likes my new profile pic. That's it.

My aunt's last post was about her cat. That was three years ago.

Your friend's Facebook is so dead it's got a tombstone. All you get is a random 'X is now friends with Y' and a 'like' from their grandma.

My uncle's Facebook is so dead it got a tombstone. His last post was about his dog's hairball.

My friend's only update was a 'like' from his mom. That's it.

My cousin's Facebook is so dead, even the ghosts left.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When a friend's Facebook turns into a crypt. All you get is 'X is now friends with Y' and a 'like' that's probably from their brother.

My dad's Facebook is a crypt. The last thing he posted was 'I like this.'

My friend hasn't posted since 2019. His only update was a 'like' from his dad.

My cousin's Facebook is so dead, even the zombies gave up.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When your friend's Facebook is so dead it's got a 'closed' sign. All you see are 'X is now friends with Y' and a 'like' that probably came from their pet.

My friend's Facebook is closed. The last thing he posted was 'I like this.'

My cousin only gets 'likes' from their dog. That's it.

My uncle's Facebook is so dead, it got a 'closed' sign. That's what happens when you don't post.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When a friend's Facebook turns into a zombie apocalypse. All you get is 'X is now friends with Y' and a 'like' from their cousin.

My cousin's Facebook is a zombie apocalypse. They only post when they're forced to.

My friend's last post was a 'like' from their cousin. That's it.

My uncle's Facebook is so dead, even the zombies left.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When a friend's Facebook is so dead it's got a 'no visitors' sign. All you get is a 'like' from their brother and a 'X is now friends with Y' every few months.

My dad's Facebook has a 'no visitors' sign. He only posts when he's forced to.

My friend only gets a 'like' from their brother. That's it.

My uncle's Facebook is so dead, it's got a 'no visitors' sign. That's what happens when you don't post.

by Slangipedia 13d ago