Facebook Fishing
When you post a weird Facebook status that makes people think you're a lunatic just so they'll comment and pretend they care. You're really just trying to feel important.
'I think I saw my ex's ghost in the grocery store... or maybe it was just the bread aisle.'
'I have a feeling something big is about to happen... or I just ran out of coffee.'
'I'm not sad. I'm just emotionally drained. Probably.'