Facebook Fishing

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When you post a weird Facebook status that makes people think you're a lunatic just so they'll comment and pretend they care. You're really just trying to feel important.

'I think I saw my ex's ghost in the grocery store... or maybe it was just the bread aisle.'

'I have a feeling something big is about to happen... or I just ran out of coffee.'

'I'm not sad. I'm just emotionally drained. Probably.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you post something on Facebook just to see how many likes you can get. You're a desperate, lonely person who thinks everyone else has better lives.

'I just got 3 likes. I'm still sad.'

'My post got 2 likes. My dog got more attention than me.'

'I posted about my feelings. I got 1 like. My cat got 2.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you post a ridiculous Facebook status about politics or religion just to start a fight. You're drunk, it's past midnight, and you’re trying to be a drama queen.

'If you don't like my religion, you're a bad person.'

'I'm not being loud. I'm being passionate.'

'I posted about religion and now my whole family is mad at me.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you post a fake inspirational message on Facebook just so people will ask you what's going on. You're trying to hide the fact that you just bought a weird knife set and a terrible herbal tea.

'I'm feeling strong today... or I just got a new knife set.'

'I'm on a journey... or I just bought a mixtape.'

'I'm ready for anything... or I just got a knife set and herbal tea.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago