Facebook Finisher
you’re about to finish and you switch to Facebook to look at the face of someone you’ve been stalking all day. It makes your finish better because you’re thinking about how much of a dork they are.
I saw that guy’s vacation picture. Now I’m finishing to a beach and a tan.
She posted a picture of her cat. I’m finishing to her cat.
I couldn’t finish to my own face, so I finished to hers.