Facebook Finisher

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a Facebook Finisher is when you’re about to blow your load and you switch to Facebook to look at the face of some random person you’ve been sneaking peeks at all day. It makes your wank better because you’re thinking about how much of a dork they are.

I just saw that guy’s pet goldfish on Facebook. Now I’m getting off to a goldfish.

She’s got a profile picture of a guy who looks like my uncle. I’m getting off to my uncle.

I had to switch to Facebook because I couldn’t handle my own face anymore.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

when you’re about to cum and you check Facebook just to look at someone you’ve been spying on all day. It makes you cum harder because you’re thinking about how much of a loser they are.

I just saw that girl’s gym picture. Now I’m cumming to her abs.

He posted a selfie with his dog. Now I’m cumming to his dog.

I couldn’t cum to my own face, so I cummed to his.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

you’re about to finish and you switch to Facebook to look at the face of someone you’ve been stalking all day. It makes your finish better because you’re thinking about how much of a dork they are.

I saw that guy’s vacation picture. Now I’m finishing to a beach and a tan.

She posted a picture of her cat. I’m finishing to her cat.

I couldn’t finish to my own face, so I finished to hers.

by Slangipedia 14d ago