facebook fingering
When a couple texts each other love notes on Facebook like they're in a middle school diary club, and it's so annoying it makes your teeth hurt.
'I love you more than pizza', said by someone who hasn't eaten in a week.
'You're my favorite person, even though you forgot my birthday.', said by someone who forgot their own name.
'I can't live without you', said by someone who can't live without their phone.