Facebook felony
A crime so bad it gets posted on Facebook. You're either too lazy or too drunk to think before you do it.
I sent my ex a message saying I love her. She sent it to my mom. My mom posted it on Facebook. I'm now the laughing stock of the town.
My friend took a picture of me at the bar. It showed me wearing my pants and my face was red. I got 100 likes and 100 comments calling me a disgrace.
I posted a status saying my ex was a cheating snake. Turns out my ex posted it on my wall. I'm a disgrace.
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