Facebook felony

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A stupid mess you made that got caught on Facebook because you're too drunk or dumb to keep your mouth shut. It usually ends in a broken heart or a broken nose.

My ex's ex posted a photo of us kissing at the bar. I was still wearing my pants.

I tried to post a selfie but my dog ate my phone. Now everyone knows I'm a loser.

My mom tagged me in a video of me crying at my ex's wedding. It was a disgrace.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you do something so stupid, your whole life is ruined because Facebook remembered every single one of your dumb decisions.

I posted a live video of my breakup. My parents were watching. I cried in front of my entire school.

I tried to delete my ex's post, but I accidentally posted my own diary. Now everyone knows I'm a lunatic.

I got into a fight with my sister on Facebook. Now our whole family is mad at me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A crime so bad it gets posted on Facebook. You're either too lazy or too drunk to think before you do it.

I sent my ex a message saying I love her. She sent it to my mom. My mom posted it on Facebook. I'm now the laughing stock of the town.

My friend took a picture of me at the bar. It showed me wearing my pants and my face was red. I got 100 likes and 100 comments calling me a disgrace.

I posted a status saying my ex was a cheating snake. Turns out my ex posted it on my wall. I'm a disgrace.

by Slangipedia 13d ago