Facebook Fakeout
when you friend someone on Facebook because their pic is hot, but then you look at their profile and realize they are: a) a sausage, b) a guy, c) a dog.
I friended a girl. Then I saw her profile. She was a sausage with a face.
I thought she was my dream girl. She turned out to be my brother’s dog.
I accepted a friend request from a hot chick. Turns out it was my neighbor’s kid.