Facebook Fakeout

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a person who posts a fake picture so good you believe they are a model, but when you click on more pics you see they look like a burnt potato.
I thought she was a supermodel. Turns out she’s a burnt potato with a face.
He had a six-pack in his pic. Now I know he’s just a guy with a fake six-pack.
She had a perfect face. Then I saw her chin in the second photo. It looked like a dog chewed it.
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when you friend someone on Facebook because their pic is hot, but then you look at their profile and realize they are: a) a sausage, b) a guy, c) a dog.
I friended a girl. Then I saw her profile. She was a sausage with a face.
I thought she was my dream girl. She turned out to be my brother’s dog.
I accepted a friend request from a hot chick. Turns out it was my neighbor’s kid.
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someone who looks like a queen in Facebook pics, but in real life they are a greasy mess that smells like old pizza.
She looked like a goddess on Facebook. Now she smells like old pizza and has a greasy face.
He was a heartthrob in his photo. In real life, he looks like a greasy mop.
She was the prettiest girl in the class. Now I know she’s just a greasy mess with a bad diet.
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