Facebook fake
a lying sack of crap who fakes their whole life online, like they’re some kind of royalty, but in real life they’re just a sad kid with a bad haircut.
You have 500 friends but you don’t even know half of them!
You say you’re in a relationship, but you’ve never even kissed a real person!
You’re 12 but you claim you’re 18, and you still use manga pictures like it’s 2004.