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a piece of garbage who steals your pictures to look cool, like they’re the main character in a movie and you’re just background noise.
Hey, that’s my face, you fake piece of trash!
You took my picture and put it on your profile like I don’t even exist!
You’re not cool, you’re just a fake loser who can’t even take a real picture.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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a lying sack of crap who fakes their whole life online, like they’re some kind of royalty, but in real life they’re just a sad kid with a bad haircut.
You have 500 friends but you don’t even know half of them!
You say you’re in a relationship, but you’ve never even kissed a real person!
You’re 12 but you claim you’re 18, and you still use manga pictures like it’s 2004.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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a fake who thinks they’re cool because they have a Facebook, but in reality, they just take stupid quizzes and pretend they’re eating at a fancy restaurant.
You took a quiz and now you think you’re a genius!
You post pictures of your ‘restaurant’ like it’s the most important thing in life!
You have 100 friends but you can’t even spell ‘friend’ properly.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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when someone looks like a model in their Facebook pictures, but in real life, they look like they just crawled out of a sewer.
You look like a supermodel online, but in real life you look like a raccoon!
You post a perfect picture and then you show up and it’s just a mess!
You have more filters than a professional makeup artist.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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when someone makes themselves look like a million bucks online, but in real life they’re just a mess with bad lighting and worse genes.
You look like a celebrity online, but in real life you’re just a regular person with a bad camera angle.
You use so much lighting it looks like a movie set, but in real life you’re just a sad kid.
You have more face paint than a clown and still think you’re hot.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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a person who looks like a celebrity on Facebook, but in real life they’re just a sad sack of meat with a bad haircut.
You look like a model online, but in real life you look like you’ve been eating pizza for 10 years.
You posted a picture that looked like it was from a magazine, but in real life you look like you just woke up.
You have a face that looks like it was drawn by a toddler, and you still think you’re hot.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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