facebook fake sexyness
someone who looks like a model on Facebook, but in real life they look like they were born in a dumpster and raised by raccoons.
Her profile pic was fire, but when I saw her in person, I wanted to cry.
He had a perfect beard on Facebook, but in real life it looked like he had a goat in his face.
She was a queen on her profile, but in real life she looked like she had a face full of glitter and regret.