facebook fake sexyness

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a person who looks like a hot mess on Facebook, but in real life they look like they were hit by a truck and a pizza.

I thought she was a goddess, turns out she’s my uncle’s ex and she eats cereal for dinner.

He had a six-pack on his profile, but in real life he’s got a gut like a belly button with a personality.

She had a perfect face on Facebook, but in real life she looks like she slept in a paint can.

someone who looks like a model on Facebook, but in real life they look like they were born in a dumpster and raised by raccoons.

Her profile pic was fire, but when I saw her in person, I wanted to cry.

He had a perfect beard on Facebook, but in real life it looked like he had a goat in his face.

She was a queen on her profile, but in real life she looked like she had a face full of glitter and regret.

a person who looks amazing online, but in real life they look like they got hit by a truck and then stepped in a mud puddle.

His profile was perfect, but when he showed up, I thought he was a ghost.

She had a perfect smile on Facebook, but in real life it looked like she had a mouthful of spaghetti.

He was a legend on his profile, but in real life he looked like he hadn’t washed his face since the dawn of time.