Facebook Fairy
When you tag your significant other on Facebook with flirty comments and likes, like you're trying to prove to everyone you're in a relationship, even though you still don't know how to text.
Just tagged my BF. He’s cute. I’m not. Also, he’s not my BF.
I tagged my girlfriend 10 times. She’s my girlfriend now.
Tagged my boyfriend. Now he's my boyfriend. Now I'm confused.