Facebook Fairy

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#Halloween fraud #Workplace ghost #Nice guy lie

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A fake person who fakes being sick so they can skip work, but then shows up on Facebook the next day dressed like a fairy for Halloween, like they were never sick in the first place.

Just called in sick today. Yesterday I was a fairy. Today I'm a failure.

Sick? Please. I was out partying with a fairy last night.

Took the day off to be a fairy. My boss thinks I'm dead.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A smelly, sad guy who uses Facebook to charm girls into thinking he’s a nice guy, even though he’s probably still wearing yesterday’s socks.

Hey, I’m a nice guy. I mean, I don’t have a life, but I’m nice.

I’m not a loser. I’m just not popular.

I’m a good guy. I have two friends and a dog.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A sneaky creep who logs into your Facebook when you're not looking and messes with your status or picture like it's their job.

Changed your status to 'I love my mom' when I hate your mom.

Turned your profile picture into a cat. You're welcome.

Made your status say 'I'm a pizza.' You're a disappointment.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you tag your significant other on Facebook with flirty comments and likes, like you're trying to prove to everyone you're in a relationship, even though you still don't know how to text.

Just tagged my BF. He’s cute. I’m not. Also, he’s not my BF.

I tagged my girlfriend 10 times. She’s my girlfriend now.

Tagged my boyfriend. Now he's my boyfriend. Now I'm confused.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Your mom, dad, or cousins who always comment on your Facebook like they’re your best friends, even though they haven’t seen you in years.

Your dad just commented 'I’m proud of you!' on your post. He doesn’t know what you did.

Your mom liked your post. She’s been dead for two years.

Your cousin commented 'You look nice!' You haven’t seen her since 2006.

by Slangipedia 16d ago