Facebook F5'er
A person posts something they think is legendary and then hits F5 so much it feels like they’re trying to punch the internet.
I posted my new haircut. I hit F5 so much my internet thinks I’m trying to punch it.
I posted a funny tweet about my dog. I hit F5 so hard it sounds like I’m trying to break my fingers.
I posted a joke about my boss. I hit F5 like it’s the last chance for me to be cool.