Facebook F5'er

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A person posts something they think is the greatest thing ever and then spam F5 like a madman waiting for someone to reply before they die of embarrassment.

I just posted my cat doing a backflip. I hit F5 so hard my keyboard is crying.

My dad posted a meme about pizza. I hit F5 like it’s the last slice.

I posted a tweet about my ex. I hit F5 so fast my phone thinks I’m trying to break it.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Someone posts something they think is genius and then sits there like a chicken waiting for someone to reply so they can stop being the dumbest person in the room.

I posted my new dance move. I sat there like a chicken waiting for someone to comment before I exploded.

My mom posted a funny video. I waited like a chicken for someone to reply so I wouldn’t be the last one standing.

I posted a joke about my job. I waited like a chicken for someone to laugh before I went insane.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person posts something they think is legendary and then hits F5 so much it feels like they’re trying to punch the internet.

I posted my new haircut. I hit F5 so much my internet thinks I’m trying to punch it.

I posted a funny tweet about my dog. I hit F5 so hard it sounds like I’m trying to break my fingers.

I posted a joke about my boss. I hit F5 like it’s the last chance for me to be cool.

by Slangipedia 13d ago