Facebook excitement
The crazy thrill you get when you stalk someone on Facebook and then run into them in real life like you're a superhero and they're your sidekick.
I saw my crush at the store and I tried to wink. He thought I was a lunatic.
I ran into my Facebook obsession at the gym and I did a cartwheel. He thought I was a fool.
I saw my ex’s ex at the restaurant and I tried to flirt. It was a disaster.