Facebook excitement

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The joy you feel when you stalk someone on Facebook and then run into them in real life like you’re best friends even though you’ve never talked to them.
I saw her at the grocery store and screamed her name like I was her long-lost twin.
He walked into my class and I thought he was a ghost. Turns out he was my Facebook obsession.
I saw my crush at the mall and I acted like I was a rockstar. He thought I was crazy.
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The wild happiness you get when you snoop someone on Facebook and then accidentally bump into them in real life like you’ve been besties for years.
I saw my ex’s ex at the coffee shop and I almost cried. I had no idea they were still together.
I bumped into my Facebook crush at the park and I tripped. It was embarrassing.
I saw my mom’s old friend and I tried to act cool. She thought I was her kid.
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The crazy thrill you get when you stalk someone on Facebook and then run into them in real life like you're a superhero and they're your sidekick.
I saw my crush at the store and I tried to wink. He thought I was a lunatic.
I ran into my Facebook obsession at the gym and I did a cartwheel. He thought I was a fool.
I saw my ex’s ex at the restaurant and I tried to flirt. It was a disaster.
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The wild happiness you feel when you snoop someone on Facebook and then you crash into them in real life like you’re a rockstar and they’re your biggest fan.
I saw my crush at the mall and I tried to sing. He thought I was a fool.
I bumped into my Facebook obsession at the store and I fell over. It was a mess.
I saw my mom’s old friend at the park and I tried to act cool. She thought I was a kid.
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The insane joy you feel when you stalk someone on Facebook and then you see them in real life like you're a superhero and they’re your sidekick.
I saw my crush at the restaurant and I tried to do a cool pose. He thought I was a fool.
I bumped into my Facebook obsession at the gym and I did a backflip. It was a disaster.
I saw my ex’s ex at the mall and I tried to flirt. It was awkward.
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