Facebook Entourage
Your Facebook Entourage is the only people who ever talk to you online. They comment on your posts like they’re your personal servants, even though they’re just bored.
'I just won a million dollars!', 1 comment: 'Nice', and that’s it.
'I’m sad.', 2 comments: 'Me too' 'Also sad', and that’s it.
'I’m going to the mall.', 1 comment: 'Cool', and that’s it.