Facebook Entourage

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A Facebook Entourage is like your fake friends who comment on your every stupid post just to look important and make you feel like you’re famous, even though no one else cares.
'This pizza is the best thing ever!', 3 comments: 'Agreed!' 'Lol' 'Yup', and that’s it.
'I’m going to die of loneliness!', 1 comment: 'Same', and that’s it.
'My dog ate my homework.', 2 comments: 'Cute' 'Also my dog', and that’s it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Your Facebook Entourage is the only people who ever talk to you online. They comment on your posts like they’re your personal servants, even though they’re just bored.
'I just won a million dollars!', 1 comment: 'Nice', and that’s it.
'I’m sad.', 2 comments: 'Me too' 'Also sad', and that’s it.
'I’m going to the mall.', 1 comment: 'Cool', and that’s it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook Entourage is like your online family who comment on your every post just to make you feel special, even though they’re just trying to avoid real life.
'I just got a new haircut!', 2 comments: 'Nice' 'Also nice', and that’s it.
'I’m tired.', 1 comment: 'Same', and that’s it.
'I’m eating a taco.', 3 comments: 'Yum' 'Also yum' 'Taco', and that’s it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Your Facebook Entourage is just a group of people who comment on your posts so they can feel important, even though they’re just trying to make you feel good so they don’t look bad.
'I just failed my test.', 2 comments: 'Same' 'Also failed', and that’s it.
'I’m happy.', 1 comment: 'Cool', and that’s it.
'I just got a new phone.', 3 comments: 'Nice' 'Also nice' 'Cool', and that’s it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook Entourage is like your mini fan club who comment on your every post just to make you feel like a star, even though they’re just your friends who don’t have anything better to do.
'I just got a new job!', 1 comment: 'Nice', and that’s it.
'I’m going on a trip.', 2 comments: 'Cool' 'Same', and that’s it.
'I’m eating pizza.', 3 comments: 'Yum' 'Also pizza' 'Yum', and that’s it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Your Facebook Entourage is just a few people who comment on your posts like they’re your personal fan club, even though they’re probably just your friends who don’t know how to be cool.
'I’m going to sleep.', 1 comment: 'Same', and that’s it.
'I just got a new car.', 2 comments: 'Nice' 'Also nice', and that’s it.
'I’m eating a burger.', 3 comments: 'Yum' 'Also burger' 'Yum', and that’s it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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