Facebook Ego Syndrome
You tell everyone you're being stalked on Facebook, but you're still online. Your ego is so big, it's like a monster that won't stop eating. You post 500 selfies just to keep your stalker coming back. You're scared it'll ever stop, so you start stalking them too.
I’m being stalked on Facebook, but I'm still online. I'm not even hiding from my own ego.
I just posted 500 pictures of me. If my stalker doesn't come back, I'm gonna die.
I’m now stalking my stalker. I'm not just a stalker, I'm the stalker of all stalkers.