Facebook Ego Syndrome

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You scream to everyone that you're being stalked on Facebook, but you never close your page. Your ego is so big it's like a pizza that won't stop growing. You post 500 selfies hoping your stalker will come back, and you're scared it'll ever stop. You even start stalking them back because you're that desperate for attention.
Hey guys, my stalker is watching me 24/7, but I still haven't closed my Facebook. I'm not even sure if I'm being stalked or just being flattered.
I just posted 500 pictures of my face. If my stalker doesn't come back, I'm gonna cry.
I'm now stalking my stalker. I'm not a stalker, I'm a stalker of a stalker.
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You brag about being stalked on Facebook, but you never log off. Your ego is like a dog that won't stop barking. You post 500 selfies just to get more attention and you're afraid it'll ever stop. You start stalking your stalker because you're too proud to let it go.
I’m getting stalked on Facebook but I’m not even logged out. I’m a legend, and I’m not going anywhere.
I just posted 500 pictures of my face, and I’m gonna keep posting until my stalker can't take it anymore.
I’m stalking my stalker now. I’m not just a stalker, I’m a stalker king.
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You tell everyone you're being stalked on Facebook, but you're still online. Your ego is so big, it's like a monster that won't stop eating. You post 500 selfies just to keep your stalker coming back. You're scared it'll ever stop, so you start stalking them too.
I’m being stalked on Facebook, but I'm still online. I'm not even hiding from my own ego.
I just posted 500 pictures of me. If my stalker doesn't come back, I'm gonna die.
I’m now stalking my stalker. I'm not just a stalker, I'm the stalker of all stalkers.
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