Facebook Ego Syndrome
You brag about being stalked on Facebook, but you never log off. Your ego is like a dog that won't stop barking. You post 500 selfies just to get more attention and you're afraid it'll ever stop. You start stalking your stalker because you're too proud to let it go.
I’m getting stalked on Facebook but I’m not even logged out. I’m a legend, and I’m not going anywhere.
I just posted 500 pictures of my face, and I’m gonna keep posting until my stalker can't take it anymore.
I’m stalking my stalker now. I’m not just a stalker, I’m a stalker king.