facebook drunkie
a fool who gets so wasted they manage to log into Facebook and send you a message that’s full of swear words, spelling mistakes, and feelings they probably never meant to share. They’ll try to call you the next day and say it was all a mistake.
"u r the b***h of my life. i love u. also i hate u. also i think u are a f***ing disaster."
"i was drunk and i sent u a message. i don’t remember doing that. i think i did it on purpose though."
"i sent u a message at 3 a. m. i have no idea why. i think i was drunk. i think i was also high."