facebook drunkie

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a drunk person who logs into Facebook with a brain full of beer and sends you a message that’s mostly spelling errors, gross insults, and their true feelings. They’ll call you in 24 hours to beg you to forget it ever happened.

"u r my one true love. i miss u so much. also i think ur a f***ing loser."

"i had a dream about u and i vomited on my phone."

"i think u are the best person i have ever met. also i think u are the worst person i have ever met."

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a fool who gets so wasted they manage to log into Facebook and send you a message that’s full of swear words, spelling mistakes, and feelings they probably never meant to share. They’ll try to call you the next day and say it was all a mistake.

"u r the b***h of my life. i love u. also i hate u. also i think u are a f***ing disaster."

"i was drunk and i sent u a message. i don’t remember doing that. i think i did it on purpose though."

"i sent u a message at 3 a. m. i have no idea why. i think i was drunk. i think i was also high."

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a person who drinks so much they log into Facebook and send you a message that’s a mess of swear words, bad spelling, and all their secrets. They’ll try to call you the next day and say they’re sorry, but you know it’s fake.

"u r the b***h of my life. i love u. i hate u. i think u are a f***ing disaster. also i think u are the best person i have ever met."

"i sent u a message at 3 a. m. i don’t remember doing that. i think i was drunk. i think i was also high. i think i was also tired."

"i think u are the best person i have ever met. also i think u are the worst person i have ever met. also i think u are a f***ing disaster."

by Slangipedia 3d ago