Facebook drunk - You’re so wasted you talk to people on Facebook like it’s a

You’re so wasted you talk to people on Facebook like it’s a normal thing. You say weird stuff and don’t even realize how stupid you look.

I said, 'I’m going to be a billionaire someday.' to my uncle.

I told my crush, 'You’re my favorite person in the world.'

I asked my friend, 'Do you think I’m cool?'