Facebook drunk

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So wasted you can’t remember your own name, but you’ll find out what you did by looking at your Facebook the next morning. You’ll probably wish you were dead.

I posted a photo of my pants and a pizza box at 3 a. m.

I sent a message to my ex saying, 'You were never good enough.'

I commented on my teacher’s post, 'You’re the worst.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You act like a total idiot on Facebook because you’re too drunk to think straight. You say stuff you’d never say to someone’s face.

I said, 'You’re ugly and I hate you.' to my mom.

I posted a rant about how my dog is the best and my brother is the worst.

I tagged my crush in a photo of me eating cereal at 2 a. m.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You log into Facebook while you’re so drunk you can barely stand up, and you post every stupid story from your night out for everyone to see.

I posted, 'I fought a man in a restaurant and won.'

I uploaded a video of me dancing to 'Baby Shark' in the middle of the street.

I wrote a status: 'I am the king of the world.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You send ridiculous messages to people on Facebook because you can’t remember your phone number and you’re too drunk to think clearly.

I texted my friend, 'I think you’re a robot.'

I messaged my dad, 'You’re not my real dad.'

I sent a group message saying, 'I am the chosen one.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You’re so drunk you comment on every single person’s Facebook post, even people you don’t know. You won’t stop until you pass out on your keyboard.

I commented on 100 posts saying, 'You’re the best.'

I left a comment on my teacher’s post: 'You’re the worst teacher ever.'

I commented on my friend’s photo: 'This is the most beautiful photo I have ever seen.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You’re so wasted you talk to people on Facebook like it’s a normal thing. You say weird stuff and don’t even realize how stupid you look.

I said, 'I’m going to be a billionaire someday.' to my uncle.

I told my crush, 'You’re my favorite person in the world.'

I asked my friend, 'Do you think I’m cool?'

by Slangipedia 13d ago