Facebook drunk - You log into Facebook while you’re so drunk you can barely s

You log into Facebook while you’re so drunk you can barely stand up, and you post every stupid story from your night out for everyone to see.

I posted, 'I fought a man in a restaurant and won.'

I uploaded a video of me dancing to 'Baby Shark' in the middle of the street.

I wrote a status: 'I am the king of the world.'