Facebook Douche
A loud, smug person who brags about their perfect life, like they're the king of the world, while you're stuck eating pizza and crying in your room.
Just got a new car. You? Still living in your mom's basement. (Smug face.)
I went to that party. You? Got left out. (Winks.)
My life is perfect. Yours? Looks like a disaster. (Laughs.)