Facebook Douche

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A smelly, lazy person who sends you a friend request just to make you feel important, but then disappears like a fart in a windstorm.

Hey, I added you. Don't forget me. (Then never talks to you again.)

You added me? Thanks, I guess. (Then deletes you.)

I'm here! (Then doesn't post anything.)

A loud, smug person who brags about their perfect life, like they're the king of the world, while you're stuck eating pizza and crying in your room.

Just got a new car. You? Still living in your mom's basement. (Smug face.)

I went to that party. You? Got left out. (Winks.)

My life is perfect. Yours? Looks like a disaster. (Laughs.)

A person who adds you, then forgets you like yesterday's trash, and you're left wondering if they ever actually existed.

Hey, I added you! (Then vanished.)

You're my friend now. (Then unfriended you.)

We're friends. (Then didn't even message you.)