Facebook Distraction
You log on Facebook with a plan, but then you get lost in other peoples lives and forget why you were there in the first place.
I was gonna post about my day, but now I'm commenting on a pizza post and my crush is mad at me.
I wanted to message my friend, but now I'm fighting with my brother over a meme.
I opened Facebook to look up my uncle's profile, but now I'm crying because my ex is on vacation.