Facebook Distraction

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This happens when you log on Facebook for a good reason, then get lost in other peoples lives and forget why you were there in the first place.
I was gonna post a pic of my dog, then I saw my ex's vacation pics and now I'm crying in a taco truck.
I wanted to check my mom's status, but now I'm arguing with my cousin about who has more followers.
I opened Facebook to message my friend, but now I'm watching a cat video and forgot my password.
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You start on Facebook with a purpose, then you get sucked into other peoples nonsense and forget what you were doing.
I was gonna message my crush, but now I'm commenting on a pizza post and my crush is mad at me.
I wanted to look up my uncle's profile, but now I'm fighting with my brother over a meme.
I opened Facebook to post about my day, but now I'm crying because my ex posted a vacation pic.
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This is when you log on Facebook with a plan, then you get distracted by other peoples lives and forget what you were going to do.
I was gonna post about my new job, but now I'm arguing with my sister over a cat video.
I wanted to message my friend, but now I'm commenting on a pizza post and my friend is confused.
I opened Facebook to look up my uncle's status, but now I'm crying over a vacation pic.
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You start on Facebook with a goal, but then you get sucked into other peoples lives and forget why you were there.
I was gonna message my crush, but now I'm commenting on a pizza post and my crush is ignoring me.
I wanted to look up my uncle's profile, but now I'm fighting with my brother over a meme.
I opened Facebook to post about my day, but now I'm crying because my ex is on vacation.
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This happens when you log on Facebook with a purpose, but then you get distracted by other peoples posts and forget what you were doing.
I was gonna message my friend, but now I'm commenting on a pizza post and my friend is confused.
I wanted to post about my new job, but now I'm arguing with my sister over a cat video.
I opened Facebook to look up my uncle's status, but now I'm crying over a vacation pic.
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You log on Facebook with a plan, but then you get lost in other peoples lives and forget why you were there in the first place.
I was gonna post about my day, but now I'm commenting on a pizza post and my crush is mad at me.
I wanted to message my friend, but now I'm fighting with my brother over a meme.
I opened Facebook to look up my uncle's profile, but now I'm crying because my ex is on vacation.
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