Facebook Display of Affection
When people are too self-centered to keep their love lives to themselves and post everything on Facebook like it's a highlight reel.
They had dinner. He posted 15 photos. I got a headache.
She said, 'We’re in love.' He posted it. I said, 'We’re all done.'
He texted me: 'She’s my everything.' I replied: 'She’s my nightmare.'