Facebook Display of Affection
When people act like they're famous and post every little thing about their love life on Facebook like it's a news broadcast.
They had a coffee. He posted a 10-photo story. I got a headache.
She said, 'We kissed.' He posted it. I said, 'I’m done.'
He texted me: 'She said I’m cute.' I replied: 'You’re not.'