facebook diet
when you stay on Facebook so long you forget you're alive and your stomach is just a memory, and you lose weight because you're too distracted by your ex's post to eat
I was on Facebook for 8 hours. I lost 3 pounds. My brain is still on Facebook.
I ate a donut. Then I forgot about it because I was arguing with my ex on Facebook.
I had a full meal. Then I got distracted by a comment. Now I'm 5 pounds lighter.