facebook diet

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#exam season #workload warrior #faceless robot

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when you ditch Facebook because you're too busy being a human being and not a faceless robot who stares at screens all day

I'm off Facebook for a week. My brain is finally getting some oxygen.

Exam season? I'm not even going to think about Facebook. I might die.

Workload is so heavy I can't even text. Facebook can wait. I'm not a slave.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

when you stay on Facebook so long you forget you're alive and your stomach is just a memory, and you lose weight because you're too distracted by your ex's post to eat

I was on Facebook for 8 hours. I lost 3 pounds. My brain is still on Facebook.

I ate a donut. Then I forgot about it because I was arguing with my ex on Facebook.

I had a full meal. Then I got distracted by a comment. Now I'm 5 pounds lighter.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

when you start talking to an old flame on Facebook and suddenly you're in a fitness competition because you want to look hot when you finally meet up in real life

I started messaging my old crush. Now I'm running 5 miles a day. What did I do?!

I texted my ex. Now I'm eating salad and doing burpees. Why?!

I posted a photo. Now I'm in a fitness war. This is not what I signed up for.

by Slangipedia 4d ago