Facebook Dick Rider
A Facebook Dick Rider is someone who comments on your posts like they're your best friend and they start every conversation like they're your personal Facebook DJ.
You posted a photo. I commented. You replied. I had to comment again. It's like a conversation on a loop.
You confirmed my friend request. Now I have to talk to you like we're besties.
You posted a status. I commented. You replied. I had to comment again. It's like a DJ set on Facebook.