Facebook Dick Rider

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A Facebook Dick Rider is someone who comments on everything you post like you're their personal social media therapist. They chat you up like you're their best friend and they’re the ones who start every stupid conversation.

Hey, I saw your post about your dog. Why are you sad? Your dog's not dead yet.

You posted a photo of your lunch. I'm commenting on it because I have nothing better to do.

You confirmed my friend request. Now I have to talk to you.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A Facebook Dick Rider is someone who feels the need to reply to every comment you make on their wall, even if you just said hello.

You said 'hi' on my wall. Now I have to reply with 'hi back.'

You posted a photo. I commented. You replied. I had to comment again. It's a cycle.

You confirmed my friend request. I'm now obligated to talk to you.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A Facebook Dick Rider is like the human version of a spam filter. They comment, they chat, they start every conversation and they never let you be quiet.

You posted a photo of your cat. I commented. You replied. I commented again. You replied again. It's a full-blown conversation over a cat.

You confirmed my friend request. Now I have to talk to you like we're besties.

You posted a status. I commented. You replied. I had to comment again. It's like a tennis match.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A Facebook Dick Rider is the person who comments on your posts like they're your personal Facebook therapist and never lets you have a moment of peace.

You posted a status about your day. I had to comment on it because I'm your therapist now.

You confirmed my friend request. Now I have to talk to you like we're old friends.

You posted a photo of your dinner. I had to comment on it like it was the most important thing in the world.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A Facebook Dick Rider is someone who comments on your posts like they're your best friend and they start every conversation like they're your personal Facebook DJ.

You posted a photo. I commented. You replied. I had to comment again. It's like a conversation on a loop.

You confirmed my friend request. Now I have to talk to you like we're besties.

You posted a status. I commented. You replied. I had to comment again. It's like a DJ set on Facebook.

by Slangipedia 14d ago