facebook delusion disorder
You believe every random message on Facebook is a secret love letter from someone who thinks you're hot, but you're just a silly idiot who needs more attention.
Hey, you're my favorite person. Let's get married. - A guy who's never seen you before
You're the best. I'm gonna follow you forever. - A kid who just joined Facebook
I think you're amazing. Let's chat. - A bot that's trying to sell you a subscription