facebook delusion disorder

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You believe every random message on Facebook is a secret love letter from someone who thinks you're hot, but you're just a silly idiot who needs more attention.

Hey, you're my favorite person. Let's get married. - A guy who's never seen you before

You're the best. I'm gonna follow you forever. - A kid who just joined Facebook

I think you're amazing. Let's chat. - A bot that's trying to sell you a subscription

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You think everyone is talking about you on Facebook, but you're just a foolish idiot who needs more validation.

You're so cool. I bet everyone likes you. - A friend who's actually mad at you

I saw you online. You're awesome. - A stranger who doesn't know who you are

You're my hero. Let's be friends. - A random person who just wants a friend

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You think all the messages you get on Facebook are personal, but you're just a dumb idiot who can't tell the difference between a bot and a real person.

Hey, I'm your new friend. Let's talk. - A bot that just joined your page

You're so special. I'm in love with you. - A fake account with a weird username

I just had to message you. You're my favorite. - A person who's been messaging you for a month

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You think you're popular on Facebook, but you're just an idiot who can't tell the difference between a like and a laugh.

You're the best. I'll follow you. - A person who doesn't even know you

I think you're cute. Let's chat. - A guy who's never talked to you

You're my favorite person. Let's be friends. - A bot that just joined your group chat

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You think all the messages on Facebook are meant just for you, but you're just an idiot who's desperate for attention.

Hey, you're my favorite. Let's talk. - A person who doesn't even know your name

You're so amazing. I'm in love with you. - A fake account that only follows you

I'm your new best friend. Let's chat. - A bot that just sent you a message

by Slangipedia 3d ago