Facebook Defense
You stay online on Facebook like a rat in a trap because your friend took a stupid picture of you (probably drunk) and you don't want the whole world to know your secret.
My friend posted a picture of me eating a whole pizza. I took the tag out before my dad saw it.
My buddy tagged me in a photo of me wearing a chicken suit. I took the tag out before my teacher saw it.
My friend posted a video of me singing badly. I took the tag out before my crush saw it.